Airplane Crash

I couldn't resist posting this one.

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only
4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The
world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and
left the plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the House.
And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the
plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war
hero from the Army of the United States of America." So he grabbed the
parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my
country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute
left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."