Greenpeace Targets Your Behind

An article at "guardian.co.uk" yesterday stated the following, citing an official from the Greenpeace organization:

"The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public's insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom."

I was getting a little uneasy, that maybe the current administration had heard of this, until I came upon the following at "heraldsun.com.au":

"Natural living” advocates unveil their latest planet-saving invention - the reusable toilet wipe.
Surely it’s time global warming believers marked their houses with some sign, a green pentacle or something, as a warning to visitors to enter at their own risk."